I haven't taken or defended any depositions yet here at the firm. I'm mostly working on internal investigations and the like.
Today a woman called me for the nth time and explained that she's at a deposition services firm and, can she send me some updated materials?
She always uses the same phrase: "Are you using anyone special?"
Wow, it really shook me to my roots. I am alone in the vast and empty universe, deposition services-wise. Adrift. Lost.
So I said she could mail me stuff.
Deposition Services Company, you complete me.
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Heh heh heh. "Stop---you had me at 'As you know, litigation expenses are increasing faster than the rate of inflation.'"
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