Astronaut's Stalker Kidnap Kit:
- Car
- "Adult diapers" (so you won't have to stop in public and use a restroom)
- Disguise: trenchoat, dark wig, sunglasses (everyone knows you-- you're a famous astronaut!)
- $600 in cash (don't create a paper trail by buying gas with a credit card)
- BB Gun ("Get outta the car or I'll shoot you with this real gun!)
- Pepper Spray ("Take that, rival for other astronaut's affections!")
- Rubber gloves (don't leave fingerprints)
- Rubber tubing ("Hold still a minute...")
- Love letters ("'Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?' You stole from the Bard!")
- Steel mallet (You don't want to know)
- 4-inch folding knife (ditto)
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