"Modern Day Tragedy"

I'm not so sure about that description...

I hate to trade in species-ist stereotypes, but to me this is more an example of apes going apesh*t.

That, or it's life imitating art.

 

Excellent, Clear Explanation of the Subprime Crisis

Here, on the Litotical Construct blog by my friend "Jack Roy."

Reminder: Report Deadly Peril

No wonder the P.A. system on the subways this morning kept warning everyone to "say something" if they "see something."

As if New Yorkers usually let bombs go unreported to avoid seeming nosy.

 

If I can offer Al Qaida some advice -- to paraphrase Rick in Casablanca -- there are certain sections of New York that I wouldn't advise you to invade.

Ice Age Retro!

The NYT reports that we may be able to re-create wooly mammoths and Neanderthals using their near-relatives as mothers and DNA from the extinct animals' hair.

 

"The big issue would be whether enough people felt that a chimp-Neanderthal hybrid would be acceptable, and that would be broadly discussed before anyone started to work on it," Dr. [George] Church said.

 

Oh, I'm sure people wouldn't have any problem with ape-protohuman hybrids if you explained that they would be awesome:

 

 

Of course, this is a modification of Russian scientists' plan, reported back in '05.  So it probably won't be done in time for me to ride a mammoth to work this winter.

Everybody's a Critic

No 12-year-old should be aspiring to be a food critic.

In the age of Google, this kid may never live this down.

 

Red State readers, please note that most kids in Manhattan are not dining alone on expensive arugula salads.  Some, I am informed, prefer roasted beets with goat cheese.

All policy, all the time

Topato Potato on criminal justice reform.

"Almost as good as Sammy Davis Jr.”

Is "Joe the Plumber" implying that Barack Obama is secretly Jewish?:

 

"Neighbors were outside asking him questions, and I didn't think they were asking him tough enough questions," he said.

He went on, "You know, I've always wanted to ask one of these guys a question and really corner them and get them to answer a question," he said, "for once instead of tap dancing around it. And unfortunately I asked the question, but I still got a tap dance."

He added, "Almost as good as Sammy Davis Jr."

At least Obama isn't pretending to be a licensed plumber...

Sylvan Migdal Nails It

Will Wall Street drag Brooklyn over a cliff?

(bonus points for including two of my favorite NYC landmarks -- the Brooklyn Bridge and the WIlliamsburg Bank building)

 

Toles!

Toles!

The Nation Needs His Two Cents

McCain announced that he needs to put off being whupped by Obama in the debate so he can use his complete lack of economic knowledge to help save the economy.
Tenderfoot and I were having people over for beer and shouting at the TV! The Fret in Lafayette! The De-bate in the Dirty State!
If Obama doesn't reject this completely, the Republicans could drag out the bailout legislation until November and blame everything on the Democrats. Or at least until no Friday night prime time slots are left.

So the Markets Are Falling Apart...

...I thought Bear, Lehman, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and AIG failing was the end of the world until I just read this:  the IAEA is pretty sure Iran is designing nuclear missiles.

Now that's the end of the world.

Crude!

(pun intended)

 

NYT article on reports by Earl Devaney, the Interior Department's inspector general, about shenanigans at agency that collects oil and gas royalties.  You know, it's just the usual "financial self-dealing, accepting gifts from energy companies, cocaine use and sexual misconduct."

 

According to one report, about one-third of the program's staff accepted prohibited gratuities from oil companies.

 

The report also indicates that staff improperly steered business to former agency employees, abused expense accounts, and accepted tickets to a Toby Keith concert (which should be a capital offense).

 

The program's manager (allegedly) "mixed official and personal business, and took money from a technical services firm in exchange for urging oil companies to hire the firm," and "ha[d] intimate relations with two subordinates, one of whom regularly sold him cocaine."

 

And on, and on, and on.  A pirate ship has less corruption than this place.  And if it'd been prowling the Gulf when Katrina hit, probably could have saved more people than FEMA did...

 

Anyway, the best excerpt even has a pun:

On one occasion in 2002, the report said, two of the officials who marketed taxpayers' oil got so drunk at a daytime golfing event sponsored by Shell that they could not drive to their hotels and were put up in Shell-provided lodging.

The same two women also "engaged in brief sexual relationships with industry contacts," the reports' cover memo said, adding that "sexual relationships with prohibited sources cannot, by definition, be arms-length."

Roger Cohen

...expresses just how I feel when I fly back to the States these days...

My favorite Wikipedia editor's note

This article may contain an excessive amount of intricate details which may only interest a specific audience.

 

See, e.g., klaatu barada nikto. 

Or this great xkcd cartoon.

Our Country Is Now A Game Show

"Barack?" Our future president doesn't even go by his last name?
WHO WILL BE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP OFFICE HOLDER?


So, uh, yes, I DID sign up to be the FIRST TO KNOW.


I think Obama's going to randomly select one person's email and make that person his vice presidential candidate! Kind of like the boule in old Athens...

Keep your fingers crossed -- you could be calling me "Mr. Veep!"

Cejudo!

Here's a great story about Henry Cejudo, who just won the gold in freestyle wrestling at 55 kg for the U.S.

Toddlers with MTA-mania!

This piece in the NYT by Christoph Niemann about his young sons' shared obsession with the NYC subways is bizarre -- and great!

Until TODAY?

Whoa, whoa, whoa--

Robert Mugabe was knighted by the Queen of England, and she only stripped him of his knighthood today?

Scandalous?

Hundreds of Same-Sex Couples Wed in California, reports the NYT.

 

A day for celebration, but ... now that gays can get married in California, am I supposed to disapprove of this couple because they had a baby outside wedlock?

Or... one of them did?  Or they adopted?  Someone help me re-learn how to be judgmental!!

 

 

Also, that baby looks bored.