Thursday, May 25, 2006

Child of Brangelina

Next time I'm interviewed by the Associated Press, I have to remember to say enough outrageously offensive things that they give me two quotes.
Darryn Lyons, who runs some kind of paparazzi company, called the Brangelina offspring "the most anticipated baby since Jesus Christ.''
He also said ''You could probably buy Namibia with that picture [of the baby]."
And the A.P. was sure to put his quote into perspective with some ridiculous facts:
Namibia, a country half the size of Alaska, is rich in diamonds and strategic metals, but most of its 1.8 million people are poor.
I don't think that addition qualifies this piece as "news," though.  Sorry.

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