I Regret That He Has But One Life to Give for His Country

So, Ahmadinejad?

I hear you're hosting a conference in Tehran to debate whether the Holocaust really happened. 

You pretend millions of Jews weren't murdered and you state that the purpose of your nuclear weapons program is to kill another few million, which is okay because that hasn't really happened before.

All kinds of crackpot anti-Semites are scurrying to bathe in your glow-- David Duke, Robert Faurisson and various other "Holocaust deniers, discredited scholars and white supremacists from around the world." 

I hear even Red Skull is giving a talk.

Dammit, Mahmoud, you're making it awfully tempting to drop bombs on Tehran.  I wish we were too smart to fall for it ... but less every day.