Thursday, June 15, 2006

Deep Thoughts

I haven't taken or defended any depositions yet here at the firm.  I'm mostly working on internal investigations and the like. 
Today a woman called me for the nth time and explained that she's at a deposition services firm and, can she send me some updated materials?
She always uses the same phrase:  "Are you using anyone special?"
Wow, it really shook me to my roots.  I am alone in the vast and empty universe, deposition services-wise.  Adrift. Lost.
So I said she could mail me stuff.
Deposition Services Company, you complete me.

1 comment:

Jack Roy said...

Heh heh heh. "Stop---you had me at 'As you know, litigation expenses are increasing faster than the rate of inflation.'"