Thursday, July 14, 2005

Apologies: World-Consuming Disaster Imminent

Check out my visit and page view history:

According to this chart, I had 250 visits in May, 350 in June (40% month-over-month increase), and I'm on pace for 1400 in July (300% month-over-month increase).
Watch out, world bandwidth supply!
If current trends continue, that puts Litvak Chronicles on pace to consume the entire bandwidth supply of the planet in a few months, and the global power supply within a year.
I recommend you invest in canned goods and shotgun shells.
I'm sorry, human civilization. You were no match for my runaway blog.

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